Happy Turkey Trot Day

Fifty-ish weeks out of the year, the upcoming races map at Running in the USA looks approximately like this.

Then one week of the year, suddenly everyone, everywhere wants to go for a run on a Thursday morning.

Now, having gone for a run in the sunshine with a thousand cheerful people, it’s time to cook and eat vegetables (parsnips!), vegetables (celery!), and a few things that qualify as plants only in the barest, most stretched sense of the term (veg sausage, looking at you).